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Manmohan: "Do I have to? It doesn't even look especially clean."

Dubya: "That is my hand. My hand in. Ineluctable modality of the visible: at least that if no more, thought through my eyes. Signatures of all things I am here to read, seaspawn and sewrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot. ... If you can put your five fingers through it it is a gate, if not a door. Shut your eyes and see."

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